One Suzuki model for each of the 12 signs of the Zodiac
One of the flyers at the 2013 MotorBike Expo was at the Suzuki stand, and they had this crazy manner of finding a model right for you, based on your sign of the Zodiac.
AIRES (March 21 to April 19): Outspoken, alert, independent and generous. The V-STROM 650 will be your loyal companion.
TAURUS (April 20 to May 20): Honest, dependable, stolid, tenacious and determined, just like the new INTRUDER C1500T, a marvellous ram.
GEMINI (May 21 to June 21 ): Intelligent and curious, a people lover. The GSX1250 FAwill fulfill all your demands.
CANCER (June 22 to July 22): Tenacious, purposeful, energetic, shrewd and intuitive and fanciful. The GSR750 will be able to follow you everywhere and at anytime.
LEO (July 23 to August 22): Dynamic, expansive, independent, proud and self-confident : you seem like a BURGMAN.
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): Sensible, discreet, precise, rational, and selective, just like the new INZUMA 250 was designed for.
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): Easygoing and sociable and beauty and harmony, always. The lines of the GLADIUS 650 were created to woo and satisfy you.
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): Magnetic, reserved and critical, all or nothing. Passionate and courageous you can have a long and stabile relationship with the GSX-600R.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22nd to December 21st):Enterprising, full of energy and vitality. Versatile and adventurous. Resistance is futile in front of the HAYABUSA.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): Independent, steady, cautious, confident, hard working and reliable. Discreetly adventurous, your soul mate is the GSX650F.
ACQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): Understanding, gentle and patient or enthusiastic and lively with a tendency to be exhibitionists. The new BURGMAN 650 is all this.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20): Adaptable, versatile, generous, friendly, good natured and loyal, just like the one million people who¢ve chosen the GSX-R1000.
We apologize to all our visitors who have completed the 50 steps questionnaire in order to get a recommendation from us for the bike suited best to their needs. Things were much simpler than that. The editor is off to attend some astrology courses!
A final question. Why are there only 12 signs of the zodiac?