One of the flyers at the 2013 MotorBike Expo was at the Suzuki stand, and they had this crazy manner of finding a model right for you, based on your sign of the Zodiac. 

 AIRES (March 21 to April 19): Outspoken, alert, independent and generous. The V-STROM 650 will be your loyal companion. 

TAURUS (April 20 to May 20): Honest, dependable, stolid, tenacious and determined, just like the new INTRUDER C1500T, a marvellous ram. 

GEMINI (May 21 to June 21 ): Intelligent and curious, a people lover. The GSX1250 FAwill fulfill all your demands. 

CANCER (June 22 to July 22): Tenacious, purposeful, energetic, shrewd and intuitive and fanciful. The GSR750 will be able to follow you everywhere and at anytime. 

LEO (July 23 to August 22): Dynamic, expansive, independent, proud and self-confident : you seem like a BURGMAN. 

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22): Sensible, discreet, precise, rational, and selective, just like the new INZUMA 250 was designed for. 

LIBRA (September 23 to October 22): Easygoing and sociable and beauty and harmony, always. The lines of the GLADIUS 650 were created to woo and satisfy you. 

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21): Magnetic, reserved and critical, all or nothing. Passionate and courageous you can have a long and stabile relationship with the GSX-600R. 

SAGITTARIUS (November 22nd to December 21st):Enterprising, full of energy and vitality. Versatile and adventurous. Resistance is futile in front of the HAYABUSA. 

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19): Independent, steady, cautious, confident, hard working and reliable. Discreetly adventurous, your soul mate is the GSX650F. 

ACQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18): Understanding, gentle and patient or enthusiastic and lively with a tendency to be exhibitionists. The new BURGMAN 650 is all this. 

PISCES (February 19 to March 20): Adaptable, versatile, generous, friendly, good natured and loyal, just like the one million people who¢ve chosen the GSX-R1000. 

 We apologize to all our visitors who have completed the 50 steps questionnaire in order to get a recommendation from us for the bike suited best to their needs. Things were much simpler than that. The editor is off to attend some astrology courses!

A final question. Why are there only 12 signs of the zodiac?